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Birthright
03:36
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Trucked into work ๐ฅ๐ and ๐ greeted my โ boss ๐จ
He ๐โค said โson ๐ will ๐ฆ ya ๐ฉ have ๐ a ๐๐จ seatโ ๐ฝ๐ฝ
โYouโre ๐๐ the ๐๐ best ๐ damn ๐๐ trucker in ๐ the world, ๐๐
But ๐ฎ I ๐ fear ๐ซ๐ซ this ๐๐ jobs โ got ๐คข๐ฉ you ๐ฑ๐ด beatโ
I๐
ฑ laughed and said stop โ fuckin around ๐น
He said โson, ๐ฑโ look ๐๐ aroundโ ๐ง
And ๐ what else do ๐๐ I ๐ฐ see
But 30 something ๐๐ฎ 20 somethings staring ๐ at me
Youโve ๐๐ got ๐ธ t-minus โโ 2 hours ๐ฅ
To get these ๐ฆ motherfuckers ๐ป to birthright
Didnโt ๐ say shit I ๐ just ๐ ๐ up an ran
Motioned the ๐๐ฆ lot ๐โผ of ๐ฆ๐ณ em ๐ into ๐๐ the ๐จ๐ can
Jumped in the rig hit ๐๐ the ๐๐บ NOS
Said ๐ฏarrivederk bitch ๐ถ and kissed ๐ my ๐๐ฌ cross ๐ซ
Iโve ๐ผ got ๐๐ t-minus 2 hours
To ๐ get โณ these motherfuckers ๐ฏ to ๐ฆ๐ฑ birthright
Trucking very ๐ hard
Going very โ
far ๐
In ๐๐ฅ a short amount ๐๐ of ๐ฑ time
Truckin state ๐ of ๐ฆ๐ฉ mind ๐๐
When ๐ฆ I left ๐ถ๐ Arkansas it was ๐๐ 9 ๐ฒ
I ๐ had used ๐๐ about ๐คทโจ half my ๐จ time
So ๐ฟ๐ I was ๐๐ coming ๐๐ป near ๐ฏ the coast
Not knowing if ๐๐ the ๐ณ bitch would โฐ float
So ๐ฏ I ๐ sped through Savannah town ๐
Not ๐ knowing โฃ if my mac ๐ฌ would ๐ช๐ drown
But ๐๐ not ๐ป wanting to ๐ฆ disappoint ๐๐ the ๐ท๐จ boss
I hit ๐๐ค the ocean ๐ and trucked across โ๐ฐ
With ๐ t-minus ๐๐ข 1 ๐ธ hour ๐๐ช
To ๐ get these motherfuckers ๐ to ๐
๐ฆ birthright
There โ comes ๐ฆ a ๐น๐
ฐ time in ๐ every truckers life
Where ๐๐ he ๐ is ๐๐ฅ forced ๐ฉ๐ฉ to do ๐ค๐ tasks deemed entirely impossible
By โฉ the laws ๐จ๐จ of ๐ฏ๐ช the ๐๐ universe
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2. |
Trucker vs Bitch
02:26
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Left out ๐๐ of ๐ป Tulsa en ๐
ฑ route to ๐จ San Antanio
Equipped with Marlboros and ๐๐ my my CB radio
But ๐๐ a ๐จ๐ฆ lot โผ lizard stole ๐พ๐ them ๐ธ in the dead of ๐ฎ night
And ๐ for ๐ the โ๐คฅ crimes against ๐ me ๐ค I will ๐ take her ๐ life ๐ค
Truck ๐๐ fuck ๐ฆ๐
Dump slut ๐
Quick buck
You ๐ซ๐ suck ๐๐ฆ
Iโm โ๐ on ๐ป the โคด hunt Iโm ๐ out ๐ฟ๐ฟ here ๐๐ on ๐ฐ the open ๐๐ฐ road โ ๐ฃ
With ๐๐ so ๐ much ๐ฏ fury ๐ก that ๐ my ๐ noggin will ๐ explode
For ๐๐ฝ if this bitch โ does ๐ปโ not ๐ง๐ซ give me ๐ฅ๐ป what ๐
๐คท is ๐พ๐ค mine ๐ก
Iโll hit ๐๐ her with my ๐๐จ truck ๐ and ๐ make ๐๐ her ๐ธ๐ธ soul ๐ป๐ผ resign
Big ๐ truck ๐
Kill schmuck
Get ๐ struck
Good luck
Truck ๐ into โก Little ๐ Rock ๐๐ฟ and what ๐๐ฒ else ๐ฟ๐ฟ do I โ see ๐
But that ๐ค๐ฏ lying thieving no ๐ธ๐ป good ๐๐ little flea
I ๐ฝ pull ๐ฃโ my horn to ๐ signal she has ๐ถ๐
ฐ met ๐ her match ๐๐
And pull ๐โ out my ๐ ๐จ nun-chucks with Intent โค to dispatch
Truck ๐๐ fuck
Dump slut ๐๐ค
Quick buck
You ๐ค๐ suck
Big โซ truck ๐
Kill schmuck ๐
Get ๐พ struck
Good Luck ๐ค
Big ๐ Wheels
Cheap meals
God damn ๐๐ค
Those heels
Gold hitch
Iโm ๐๐ซ rich ๐ถ๐ฐ
Nice ๐๐ try
Die ๐ bitch ๐๐
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Lot ๐ lizards ask ๐ฉโ for me ๐ฆ๐ by ๐โฉ name
And ๐ they ๐ are ๐ always glad ๐ฌ๐ I ๐๐ง came ๐ฉ๐ฆ I cum ย ย ย ย ย
More more give me ๐ more ๐๐ข I want gas ๐ค๐ค station food ๐ and whores
Sluts, smut, and havin sex
Driving ๐๐ trucks is the best
Aww shit ๐ฆ
Here we go ๐โฉ again ๐ฆ
Stuck? โโฃ Call๐ฒ a truck ๐๐ weโll ๐ณ come ๐ and weโll ๐ค pick you up โฌ
Job is ๐ฆ๐คข big? Call a rig weโll ๐จ๐จ take ๐๐จ almost ๐ฆ๐ any ๐ฆ gig
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4. |
Truckers Never Die
02:27
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Weโve ๐ฆ all ๐
ฑโฃ heard truckers never ๐ซ die
But ๐ what ๐ฆ๐ if ๐คค๐ I ๐ฆ told ๐ฃ you thatโs โ true ๐๐
This ๐ฉ๐
ฑ is ๐ค the story ๐๐ข of ๐จ๐ฆ a ๐ dead ๐ป man ๐๐ฅ and a friend
Jim โRunwayโ Stew
He ๐ was ๐ hauling in ๐๐ a Kensworth
Coasting off ๐คค a ๐
ฐ๐ bear trap
When he ๐จ met his demise
He ๐จ๐จ saw a ๐ฐ big โฌ gap
Let his shift finger ๐ snap ๐คณ
Now ๐๐ฟ Jim ๐จ Stews trucking in ๐ the sky
And Truckers Never Die ๐ซ
Truckers never โ Die ๐ฏโ
Runway was ๐โ in ๐๐ฝ a ๐ฐ pickle ๐ฅ๐ฅ now ๐๐ฅ
As he furrowed his ๐ ghostly bro ๐จ
He was ๐ช a ghost ๐ป cuz ๐ he ๐๐จ died
But as known all ๐ฉ too well ๐ค
Truckers canโt ๐ก go to hell ๐ญ
Theyโre ๐ left ๐ trucking in the ๐โ sky ๐๐
Heโs ๐จ trucking in โ๐
ฑ the sky ๐๐
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5. |
Big Rig Boogie
01:18
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I love ๐ the ๐๐ open ๐๐ฐ road ๐ฃ๐ฃ and ๐
jerry ๐๐ reed cds
Nothing โ๐น better ๐
than trucking and ๐ฅ fucking divorcees
Come ๐ฆ to Texarkana if ๐๐ you ๐ณ disagree ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Disrespect ๐ฟ my ๐ญ truck ๐ and Bubย ย youโre disrespecting me ๐ญ
Big ๐
๐ฉ Rig Boogie
Big ๐
๐ฉ Rig Boogie
I have ๐จ a mission ๐๐ yes ๐๐ด trucking is ๐ฆ๐ the goal ๐ฅ
It๐ doesnโt matter ๐ก how big ๐ซ I๐ dig this hole
Because with ๐๐ฆ my ๐ฃ mack pinnacle and nos
Ill make ๐ that bitch ๐๐ป haul assย ย ย and ๐ฎ jump my rig across ๐ฐ๐
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6. |
Truck Town
01:58
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Welcome to truck ๐๐ town
Youโre ๐ด๐ค gonna ๐คฃ get ๐ฅ fucked ๐๐ town โฃ๐ฅ
Gonna ๐ wish you ๐คณ๐ ainโt come around ๐๐ฒ
To ๐ truck town
We got ๐ bar ๐ป๐ฎ fights ๐ฃ๐
And then ๐ thereโs truck night ๐๐
Hell ๐
ฑ๐ฅ yeah ๐
Truck ๐ night
And ๐๐
on ๐ the ๐๐ seventh day
God said ๐
Let ๐ there be ๐
ฐ trucks
Iโm the ๐๐ sheriff of ๐ฆ truck town โฃโฃ
Youโre ๐ฆ๐ just๐ a bitch ๐๐ฟ from ๐ฐ๐ฒ clown ๐ town!๐ฅ๐
Bleugh!
You๐ canโt โ๐ซ drive a ๐
ฑ big ๐๐ rig
And ๐ you ๐ have ๐๐ a ๐
ฐ๐ฃ small dick!
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